|Occupation||Owner of Chocolate Swiss Café|
|First Appears In||Michael's Chocolate Swiss Cafe Adventure|
The Potatofoogle is a giant sentient floating potato. What's there to say?
He is a giant floating potato, as previously described. He is also the current owner of Chocolate Swiss Cafe, having purchased it from Mr. Schram as he was going out of business.
He often talks about teaching little girls to do certain things, including but not limited to keeling over and dying, babysitting him, teaching toenails to dance, and stuffing a bike down a chimney. Whether or not he actually does that stuff is unknown, though given that he's just a potato, probably not.
- Michael's Chocolate Swiss Cafe Adventure
- The Six O'Clock Nose Returns
- One Day At Chocolate Swiss Cafe
- Michael's Cold Chutney, Warm Stinks, and Hot Mouth When You're Eating Dead Ice Cream
- Sir Chameleon's Last Questioning (or, The Backstory Episode)
- The Michael Rosen London Foodfight (semi-starring role)