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One Day at Chocolate Swiss Cafe
Episode # 28 (Season 3, Ep. 3)
Airdate March 7, 2015
Length 3:48

The 28th episode of The Rosen Family Chronicles. Watch it here.


Harrybo Scheddle warns the viewer that "If you don't watch this, you're gonna make hundreds and hundreds of poor people cry" before going into a commercial for Chocolate Swiss Cafe and in it, he wants to show the food there with his friends. First, Michael Rosen shows us a bowl of ice cream and says how much he loves the ice cream in the cafe. Then, Brian Rosen (whose name was misspelled as "Brain Rosen" for a second) shows the little chocolate swiss rolls he likes. Older Rosen enjoys his Chocolate Cake (which he's already eaten) and meanwhile, Harrybo pulls out his cup of coffee, at which point Older Rosen says to not put coffee in your pants. The commercial ends with Harrybo saying to come to the cafe and Older Rosen saying it's really *click* noice.

The Potatofoogle (the cafe's boss) thinks the commercial was a waste of time and notes that he "...could be teaching little girls to teach toenails to dance." Harrybo then wants to go home, but because of the horrible weather, he decided to stay in the cafe. It was then he noticed the door that leads to the basement. The Potatofoogle at first didn't allow anyone to go there, but that made Harrybo even more curious, so he allows it but says to not touch anything.

Harrybo and Michael go there, only to find nothing but a book lying around. Ignoring what The Potatofoogle said to them, Harrybo opens the book and tells Michael to take a look. In it, they find a picture of Joanna. Harrybo wonders why The Potatofoogle has a picture of her. Michael then tells the story of the early days of the cafe. Back then, it was called "Le Bonaparte", the boss was Mr. Schram and Joanna was his daughter and she also worked as a waitress. The Potatofoogle might have not bothered to move the book or the picture, like how the sign at the cafe still says "Le Bonaparte" on the front. Harrybo thinks this is due to him having no arms or legs, but Michael gets confused as no one actually has legs.

Michael and Harrybo go back upstairs, and Michael finds Older Rosen eating his bowl of ice cream. The episode suddenly then ends with Harrybo showing a montage of facemelt pictures, as a callback to "Michael's Chocolate Swiss Cafe Adventure".


  • "Mas Que Nada" by Rubin Mitchell
  • "George Street Shuffle" by Kevin Macleod
  • "Sanctuary" by ThumpMonks (Submachine 7 OST)
  • "Joanna's Theme" by Herbie Hancock
  • "Divinity" by BT

256Pi's The Rosen Family Chronicles Episodes
Season 1: Meet the Rosens: Michael Rosen Vs. The Lollipop Lady! | Michael Rosen's Random Train Ride | Michael's Parents Get High | Michael Rosen Vs. The Lollipop Lady, Round II | What's This Ear? | Don't Be Cheeky | The Six O'Clock Nose | Michael Goes To The Fridge | Michael's Horrible Halloween | Michael's Dead Book of Solomon Jizz | The Presents Inspector | Michael's Somewhat Noice Christmas | Michael's Chocolate Swiss Cafe Adventure | Shakespearean Michael

Season 2: The Rosens Go To Rio: Harrybo's House | Beneath The Café | Rio Rosen | The Royal Snatch | The Six O'Clock Nose Returns | The Last Stand of Augmented Reality Rog | Clichés at the Café | Brian's Stories | Michael's Big Zeydon't of The Corner of The Youngest Dead Fryingpan | Michael's First Horrible Halloween | Michael Rosen Vs. The Lollipop Lady, Round III

Season 3: More Stuff Happens, But Not Much Of Note: Michael's Somewhat Noicer Christmas | Ten Rosen Family Vacation Tapes | One Day At Chocolate Swiss Cafe | Michael's Not-So-Birthday-Related Birthday | Augmented Reality Rog's Triumphant Return | Hackney's Got Talent | Two Tales from Nothingham | Michael's Last Ice Cream To Me Every Dead Floor Roaring Downstairs | Michael's Other Horrible Halloween | Christmas Procrastination | Tim Gets His Own Episode | Hackney's Got Talent 2 | Chocolate Chase | Michael's Memory Lane Movie Making

Season 4: The Drip-Fed Conclusions: Michael's Tangentially Fridge-Related Adventure | Brian's Tangentially Fridge-Related Adventure | Michael Rosen Butchers Bullitt | Michael's Cold Chutney, Warm Stinks, and Hot Mouth When You're Eating Dead Ice Cream | Sir Chameleon's Last Questioning (or, The Backstory Episode) | A Verybo Merrybo Harrybo | The Rosens' Disappointing Stateside Vacation | One Particularly Windy Evening... | The Michael Rosen London Foodfight | The Return to Rio | TBA

Related series/videos: The King & Friends Randomness | The Rosen Venture | Dave-K's Tower | The Michael Rosen Birthday Collabs | Nintendom64's King & Mick's Mealy Trilogy (King & Mick's Bready Adventure | Mike & Harky's Milky Crusade | TBA) | Harrybo & The Michael Rosen have a lovely dinner