Older Rosen

Older Rosen
Biographical information
Occupation	None
Related to	Richard Rosen (brother), Michael & Brian Rosen (cousins)
Age	Unknown, at least 75
First Appears In	What's This Ear?

Older Rosen is Michael Rosen's cousin and one of the main characters in The Rosen Family Chronicles.

Early Life

Older Rosen was born in London. It is thought that when he was a baby a nurse fed him chocolate milk instead of regular milk, and as a result he became obsessed with anything chocolate throughout his life, most notably chocolate cake. His brother Richard was born several years later without this treatment and he turned out to act like a relatively normal person.

Older Rosen never attended university.

Recent Life

Older Rosen lives in Hackney, in the same apartment complex as his cousins Michael and Brian, however his apartment contains little to no lights due to his lack of employment.

He seems to be able to teleport. Not cs188 style with big blue beams appearing, he just randomly disappears and instantly appears elsewhere. Usually, he only appears a few feet in front of his earlier position, saying "Chocolate" every time he moves.

He is obviously still obsessed with chocolate cake, however he also likes chocolate bagels. He keeps a pack of chocolate bagels behind the television in the Don't Be Cheeky studio, although usually he doesn't eat them, he instead just flicks them around.

He has particularly strong arms, and can launch anyone around him a considerable distance. As a result he almost never loses fights. He has beaten the likes of The Presents Inspector, The Pocketfoogle (twice), Abdul the Big Guy (with help) and The Potatofoogle (who really couldn't fight back, let's be honest). Only once has he come out on the bottom, against Lollipop Lady, who had the unfair advantage of her exploding lollipops, which she used several times to launch him into oblivion, although he was able to score a direct hit on her.

Appearances

• All episodes, except:
  • Michael Rosen Vs. The Lollipop Lady!
  • Michael Rosen's Random Train Ride
  • Michael's Parents Get High
  • Michael Rosen Vs. The Lollipop Lady, Round II
  • Don't Be Cheeky
  • The Last Stand of Augmented Reality Rog
  • Clichés at the Café
  • Michael's First Horrible Halloween

• Starring role in:
  • Michael's Dead Book of Solomon Jizz
  • Michael's Big Zeydon't of The Corner of The Youngest Dead Fryingpan