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Older Rosen
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Biographical information
Occupation None
Related to Richard Rosen (brother), Michael & Brian Rosen (cousins)
Age Unknown, at least 75
First Appears In What's This Ear?

Older Rosen is Michael Rosen's cousin and the tritagonist in The Rosen Family Chronicles. He is considered to be the most comical one in the group, goofing around a lot and saying various catchphrases. However, he is not the weirdest character in the Rosen Family Chronicles (astonishing, right?).

Early Life[]

Older Rosen was born in London. It is thought that, when he was a baby, a nurse accidentally fed him chocolate milk instead of formula milk. As a result, he became obsessed with anything chocolate throughout his life, most notably chocolate cake, and goes as far as trying to steal it. His brother Richard was born several years later without this treatment and, he turned out to act like a relatively normal person.

Older Rosen never attended university, for some reason or another.

Recent Life[]

Older Rosen lives in Hackney, in the same apartment complex as his cousins Michael and Brian; however, his apartment contains little to no lights, due to his lack of employment. He sometimes hides a piece of chocolate cake behind the sofa in a room there.

He has the convenient advantage of being able to teleport (not cs188 style with big blue beams appearing), randomly disappearing and instantly appearing elsewhere by cupping his hand and clicking his tongue, followed by a Yoda noise. Usually, instead of walking, he only appears a few feet in front of his earlier position, saying "chocolate" every time he moves, with the words "Chocolate Cake" displayed beside him.

He is obviously still obsessed with chocolate cake; however, he also likes chocolate bagels. He keeps a pack of chocolate bagels behind the television in the Don't Be Cheekystudio, although, usually, he just flicks them around. He also occasionally decides that a little bit of gooseberry jam would improve the situation, even though all he does is tend to throw it at things like a train window or something.

He has particularly strong arms, and can launch anyone around him a considerable distance with one punch. Some call his punch the "one fingered death punch"; as a result, he almost never loses fights. He has beaten the likes of The presents inspector, the Pocketfoogle (twice), doctor Jump, and the Potatofoogle (who really could not fight back, let us be honest). Only once has he come out on the bottom, against the lollipop lady, who had the unfair advantage of her exploding lollipops, which she used several times to launch him into oblivion, although he was able to score a direct hit on her.

His phone, the Rosen-O-Phone, is a blue block on a curly wire which comes from the ceiling whenever he gets a call. His ringtone is "Happy Up Here" by Röyksopp.

He has also caused a train to fly into the air twice, the second time claiming that "no one would know anything about it..."

He is also able to play the piano to some degree, as shown in Harrybo has to praise the Michael Rosen and Harrybo and The Michael Rosen have a lovely dinner; however, the latter video’s canonicity within TRFC is disputed.

Appearances[]

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