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Michael Rosen Butchers Bullitt
Episode # 42 (Season 4, Ep. 3)
Airdate April 3, 2017
Length 2:18

The 42nd episode in The Rosen Family Chronicles, also 256Pi's entry to NoiceDrinkz's Cinematic Rosen Collab. Watch it here.


Michael, Older Rosen, and Richard star in a scene which is a direct parody of the car chase scene from Bullitt, directed by Mervin who wanted to do it for fun. The scene plays out normally at first, Michael (playing the role of Frank Bullitt from the movie) sees Older and Richard (playing the roles of the hitmen from the movie) from across a parking lot in front of their 1968 Dodge Charger, gets in his 1968 Ford Mustang and follows them, and a chase ensues. Once Richard (the driver) notices Michael, a few seconds later he floors it and makes the car go flying. Michael chases him, although stops at a red light where a bunch of Michael Rosen lookalikes are crossing the road (somehow without losing ground on them). He bounces off a bunch of bikers that happened to be in the area, and ends up in a nearby ditch by the side of the road. Older and Richard celebrate having gotten Michael off their tails, but Michael pulls the car out and continues to follow them. They are overtaken by a whole bunch of cars that are going way faster than them for whatever reason (as well as a moonwalking car driven by Michael Jackson), but they continue on. Older Rosen gets the idea to throw a chocolate cake at Michael instead of shooting the latter like in the original movie, and does so, smearing his windshield and making it impossible for him to see. Michael reacts accordingly and bumps into Older and Richard's car, knocking it off the road and into a nearby gas station, which explodes (although unlike in the movie, Older and Richard survive the crash albeit a bit burnt), and Older Rosen laments the loss of his chocolate cake. The scene finishes screening, with Michael, Brian, Older Rosen and Mervin watching, the latter excited to hear Michael's reaction. Michael remarks the whole thing was a waste of time, and Mervin looks visibly disappointed.


  • "Main Title" (soundtrack version) by Lalo Schifrin
  • "Shifting Gears" (soundtrack version) by Lalo Schifrin
  • "Tour De France" by Kraftwerk
  • "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson
  • "Bullitt (Main Title)" (original album version) by Lalo Schifrin

256Pi's The Rosen Family Chronicles Episodes
Season 1: Meet the Rosens: Michael Rosen Vs. The Lollipop Lady! | Michael Rosen's Random Train Ride | Michael's Parents Get High | Michael Rosen Vs. The Lollipop Lady, Round II | What's This Ear? | Don't Be Cheeky | The Six O'Clock Nose | Michael Goes To The Fridge | Michael's Horrible Halloween | Michael's Dead Book of Solomon Jizz | The Presents Inspector | Michael's Somewhat Noice Christmas | Michael's Chocolate Swiss Cafe Adventure | Shakespearean Michael

Season 2: The Rosens Go To Rio: Harrybo's House | Beneath The Café | Rio Rosen | The Royal Snatch | The Six O'Clock Nose Returns | The Last Stand of Augmented Reality Rog | Clichés at the Café | Brian's Stories | Michael's Big Zeydon't of The Corner of The Youngest Dead Fryingpan | Michael's First Horrible Halloween | Michael Rosen Vs. The Lollipop Lady, Round III

Season 3: More Stuff Happens, But Not Much Of Note: Michael's Somewhat Noicer Christmas | Ten Rosen Family Vacation Tapes | One Day At Chocolate Swiss Cafe | Michael's Not-So-Birthday-Related Birthday | Augmented Reality Rog's Triumphant Return | Hackney's Got Talent | Two Tales from Nothingham | Michael's Last Ice Cream To Me Every Dead Floor Roaring Downstairs | Michael's Other Horrible Halloween | Christmas Procrastination | Tim Gets His Own Episode | Hackney's Got Talent 2 | Chocolate Chase | Michael's Memory Lane Movie Making

Season 4: The Drip-Fed Conclusions: Michael's Tangentially Fridge-Related Adventure | Brian's Tangentially Fridge-Related Adventure | Michael Rosen Butchers Bullitt | Michael's Cold Chutney, Warm Stinks, and Hot Mouth When You're Eating Dead Ice Cream | Sir Chameleon's Last Questioning (or, The Backstory Episode) | A Verybo Merrybo Harrybo | The Rosens' Disappointing Stateside Vacation | One Particularly Windy Evening... | The Michael Rosen London Foodfight | The Return to Rio | TBA

Related series/videos: The King & Friends Randomness | The Rosen Venture | Dave-K's Tower | The Michael Rosen Birthday Collabs | Nintendom64's King & Mick's Mealy Trilogy (King & Mick's Bready Adventure | Mike & Harky's Milky Crusade | TBA) | Harrybo & The Michael Rosen have a lovely dinner