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Michael's Somewhat Noice Christmas
Episode # 12 (Season 1, Ep. 12)
Airdate December 25, 2013
Length 1:37

The twelfth episode in The Rosen Family Chronicles. Watch it here.


Michael begins the episode by greeting the audience. It's Christmas Eve. Michael and Brian are waiting for Father Christmas to stop by their house, but it's still late at night and there are no presents to be found underneath their snatch tree. Brian wonders if maybe Father Christmas forgot them, but Michael doesn't think that would happen. Michael then suddenly sees someone out their window and looks at them with one eye. Brian asks him what he's doing, and Michael says he thought he saw Father Christmas, but had actually only seen Older Rosen (who is currently making glitchy laughing noises outside for some reason). Brian wonders if Father Christmas is avoiding them. The possibility of not being on Santa's noice list dawns on Michael, and he decides he'll simply force Santa to give him the presents he deserves. He calls for Older Rosen, who is now back in Michael's flat, and asks him to stuff Father Christmas into a bag of plums when he comes around. Older Rosen says "Yes, OK!" and goes up onto the roof of their flat.

Meanwhile in Hyrule, The King is repeatedly saying "mah boi" like he always is. Kravindish for no reason decides to tackle The King and sends him flying out the window. The King flies all the way into London, and lands directly in the bag of plums that Older Rosen was holding. Older Rosen mistakes him for Santa and drops the bag into Michael's flat. Michael demands his presents, but The King, not listening, says "Mah boi" again. Brian laughs that they haven't actually caught Santa, and Michael throws the bag aside, lamenting that maybe he won't be getting his presents after all. Brian, however, points out that there are in fact presents under the tree now.

Michael simply responds with "Noice."


  • "Christmas Chime" by Orbital
  • "Empire (Orchestral)" by Hybrid
  • "Sleigh Ride" by Leroy Anderson


  • First Christmas special episode of TRFC.