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Michael's Parents Get High
Ep3
Information
Episode # 3 (Season 1, Ep. 3)
Airdate July 13, 2013
Length 1:43

The third episode in The Rosen Family Chronicles, also the only major appearances of Michael's parents. Watch it here.

Plot[]

Michael Rosen gave his parents a bag of toenails, which had been puréed to form a syrup. Unaware to Michael, the toenail syrup had fermented into a hallucinogenic drug. Michael's parents each sipped a bit from the bag, and were soon affected by the toenail syrup's mind-altering effects. First a second-long hallucination of Princess Peach while they thought the syrup tasted like "peach syrup, TINNED toenail syrup". By this point Michael's parents were so hooked on the syrup that they drank the lot, and before Michael knew it, they were swimming (or going mad) in the fish tank, referencing Smosh and singing Smash Mouth.

Michael's parents continued to take toenail syrup for months (presumably making their own). Eventually they got sick of the Smosh references and Smash Mouth songs, and every time they went in the fish tank they instead chanted "goat bed, goat bed, goat bed, goat bed" and later "crap bed, crap bed, crap bed, crap bed". At one point Michael's mum said "he lied, but I said she said he lied, when you said she said I said he lied, he said 'we know that, ya fool!'"

Michael then references someone getting so tempted they couldn't help themselves, so they just fell over and died. (That was not a reference to his father, by the way.)

Characters[]

Music[]

  • "All Star" by Smash Mouth

Trivia[]

  • First appearance of Michael's dad, Harold Rosen (mentioned only).
  • When Michael sayed "Puzzle 2", the audio comes from Professor Layton.


256Pi's The Rosen Family Chronicles Episodes
Season 1: Meet the Rosens: Michael Rosen Vs. The Lollipop Lady! | Michael Rosen's Random Train Ride | Michael's Parents Get High | Michael Rosen Vs. The Lollipop Lady, Round II | What's This Ear? | Don't Be Cheeky | The Six O'Clock Nose | Michael Goes To The Fridge | Michael's Horrible Halloween | Michael's Dead Book of Solomon Jizz | The Presents Inspector | Michael's Somewhat Noice Christmas | Michael's Chocolate Swiss Cafe Adventure | Shakespearean Michael

Season 2: The Rosens Go To Rio: Harrybo's House | Beneath The Café | Rio Rosen | The Royal Snatch | The Six O'Clock Nose Returns | The Last Stand of Augmented Reality Rog | Clichés at the Café | Brian's Stories | Michael's Big Zeydon't of The Corner of The Youngest Dead Fryingpan | Michael's First Horrible Halloween | Michael Rosen Vs. The Lollipop Lady, Round III

Season 3: More Stuff Happens, But Not Much Of Note: Michael's Somewhat Noicer Christmas | Ten Rosen Family Vacation Tapes | One Day At Chocolate Swiss Cafe | Michael's Not-So-Birthday-Related Birthday | Augmented Reality Rog's Triumphant Return | Hackney's Got Talent | Two Tales from Nothingham | Michael's Last Ice Cream To Me Every Dead Floor Roaring Downstairs | Michael's Other Horrible Halloween | Christmas Procrastination | Tim Gets His Own Episode | Hackney's Got Talent 2 | Chocolate Chase | Michael's Memory Lane Movie Making

Season 4: The Drip-Fed Conclusions: Michael's Tangentially Fridge-Related Adventure | Brian's Tangentially Fridge-Related Adventure | Michael Rosen Butchers Bullitt | Michael's Cold Chutney, Warm Stinks, and Hot Mouth When You're Eating Dead Ice Cream | Sir Chameleon's Last Questioning (or, The Backstory Episode) | A Verybo Merrybo Harrybo | The Rosens' Disappointing Stateside Vacation | One Particularly Windy Evening... | The Michael Rosen London Foodfight | The Return to Rio | The Rosen Family's Final Fryingpan Quest

Related series/videos: The King & Friends Randomness | The Rosen Venture | Dave-K's Tower | The Michael Rosen Birthday Collabs | Nintendom64's King & Mick's Mealy Trilogy (King & Mick's Bready Adventure | Mike & Harky's Milky Crusade | TBA) | Harrybo & The Michael Rosen have a lovely dinner

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